Friday, 27 April 2012
NEWS: Immigrant Steals British Mans Job at Knifepoint
The unfortunate victim Gary Wells was visibly shaken when he had this to say;
"One minute I was parked up at the petrol Station the next I had a knife to my throat. He just kept saying, give me your job bloody now, over & over again. I tried to explain it was minimum wage but he was undeterred."
A BNP spkesperson said "You see, we told you they'd do this."
Police have managed to identify the suspect captured by CCTV as; Bfduygn C Erjhcb7e. Mr Erjhcb7e is believed to come from a place that is not Britain.
The recent spate of job thefts has spiked paranoia among the employed. Many have admitted to lying about their employment status to avoid being robbed
Ministers are worried it will damage the economy & have afforded police their full support in catching the job-robber.
Let's hope another victim won't have to suffer Gary's fate
The above story is entirely fictitious, do not sue me.